"What the fuck are the Mariners doing" is a question that enters my mind daily
no really people think girls who like sports are like “check out the pitcher’s butt”
but in reality we are
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE SWINGING AT YOU FUCKING IDIOT?? IT’S 3-2. THAT WAS WAY OUT OF THE FUCKING ZONE."
"THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING STRIKE"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS THAT BALL, I COULD CATCH THAT WITH MY BARE HANDS."
I do both.